"David is being understanding. He adores his wife and wants whatever
will make her happy. But Victoria knows how much David loves playing
for Real. They know they will have to have a long-distance relationship
again - just like it was for much of the time David was at Manchester
United. Victoria is certain they can still be happy - despite being
based in different countries."

Sounds good for Becks eh? While the cat's away, etc? Sadly no, as he
has been banned from going clubbing according to another anonymous
friend: "She's told him in no uncertain terms to stop living it up in
clubs. She just wants David there, not just for Cruz and their other
two boys but for her too. What she needed and needs more than anything
is support."

Finally, we have news of the other woman, Rebecca Loos, who is
apparently re-launching her TV career once again by co-hosting a 'Loose
Women'-style chat show. Whether she was chosen just for her name or for
her exploits remains to be seen, but she doesn't seem to be endearing
herself to her fellow hosts, Lucy (wife of Greg) Rusedski and Emma
Forbes.

Lucy (who, based on her recent appearance on the celebrity version of
Who Wants to be a Millionnaire, is a Posh-in-the-making) was the one
who warned Victoria about Loos when they hired her. So there's already
tension there, and Rebecca has also reportedly asked TV veteran Forbes
how she became famous, which didn't go down well.

Loos has annoyed everyone by insisting on wearing disguises whenever
she leaves the set, with a source saying: "She's always checking
there's no paparazzi." Lucy Rusedski has already been overhead as
complaining: "I can't bear the cow." This seems like the worst idea for
a TV show since Elderado...